Nineteenth Post

Hello everyone. It was ten posts ago that I said how Google could become self aware and dominate the Internet and in turn could have the power to dominate the whole of the Human race!

It seems that this week new evidence has arisen for that very scenario.

Google's "Unexplained Phenomena" logo.

Google changed its logo in a mysterious move. What could this mean? Is Google part of a plot for an extra-terrestrial invasion? Surely Google would not be involved in such fiendish schemes.

In a statement, Google said: “We hope to have an update in the coming weeks.” This could mean several things.

An update suggests an update to the system, and the ever growing sophistication of Google’s technology. But the statement could also imply an update not for the system, but for the Human race.

Ponder for a moment the notion that Google, with all it’s omniscience, pities the Human race. By ‘update’, it could mean the human race will be abducted into laboratories in the sky and converted into cyborgs, wired up to petabytes of data.

Is this the vision of the future? Probably not, but it’s good to keep an open mind.

Fifth post

Hello there. What should I write about today? I went to The Leopard last night. It was OK, but their definition of a pie is not as accurate as it could be. Also, the toilets weren’t very nice and you have to go down a flight of stairs to reach them.

I suppose with the recession and all that there won’t be as many pubs or restaurants. How long do they say it will last? 10 years at the least and probably longer than that. But where will it go and will we all be living in a poverty stricken society where no-one can afford food and people will turn to cannibalism in their desperation?

And in a World where everyone eats each other will a disease equivalent to CJD develop? A Mad Human Disease?

Then when this spreads throughout the World the remaining survivors will live in a dark age of anarchy where an uncivilized cult of people will live. They will have lost understanding of Science and will create a polythiestic religion created from the surviving knowledge of when mankind was at an economic peak. They will worship the omniscient Internet, the omnipotent Superman and the benevolent race of cows.

But this race will soon die out because humans depended too much on drugs, so a new dominant species will evolve that will have a better understanding of economics and develop a better investment scheme.

This race will be wiped out by aliens who will decide to terminate their social experiment.