Hello there. What should I write about today? I went to The Leopard last night. It was OK, but their definition of a pie is not as accurate as it could be. Also, the toilets weren’t very nice and you have to go down a flight of stairs to reach them.
I suppose with the recession and all that there won’t be as many pubs or restaurants. How long do they say it will last? 10 years at the least and probably longer than that. But where will it go and will we all be living in a poverty stricken society where no-one can afford food and people will turn to cannibalism in their desperation?
And in a World where everyone eats each other will a disease equivalent to CJD develop? A Mad Human Disease?
Then when this spreads throughout the World the remaining survivors will live in a dark age of anarchy where an uncivilized cult of people will live. They will have lost understanding of Science and will create a polythiestic religion created from the surviving knowledge of when mankind was at an economic peak. They will worship the omniscient Internet, the omnipotent Superman and the benevolent race of cows.
But this race will soon die out because humans depended too much on drugs, so a new dominant species will evolve that will have a better understanding of economics and develop a better investment scheme.
This race will be wiped out by aliens who will decide to terminate their social experiment.
