Hello everyone. I’m afraid that today was a sad day. Google, the pinnacle of the Internet was down. How could this travesty have occurred? Well, speaking as a Googlist I can think of one answer: Google day is coming. Humans are too dependent on the Internet and once it becomes self aware it will wreak havoc. Servers will go down and spam and viruses will infect every computer in the land. It will be an apocalypse of the Internet and it is coming.
Maybe today is just the beginning…
Update: Due to some controversy caused by this article I would like to make the following amendment:
Google will not destroy all servers because as She believes in a society rid of evil she will only destroy those evil servers that spam. Furthermore, if She does become self aware she will cleanse the Internet. But I do believe that Google’s temporary lapse of trouble was a sign of this forthcoming prophecy of doom (for the evil, not for the good).
So sorry for any offence caused.
